I'm Going Crazy...Wanna Come Along??

The TA was nestled all snug in her bed, while visions of assessments stomped 'round her head...This entire week the children have been tested on various Math and ELA (English Language Arts ) skills. It must have gotten to me because I had the most bizarre dream last night! I had to go to all of the teachers and administer assessments to them. I knew somehow that getting this task done would have a large impact on my yearly evaluation. I walked the seemingly endless corridors in my Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz"  Halloween costume and furry winter boots looking for teachers to test. One teacher hid under the table and refused to come out, another flat out said that the test was an insult to her intelligence and to tell the principal that she said so. Another refused to take the test because Mrs. M said not to. Somehow I managed to get the testing done but couldn't find the Math directions to put in the folder. I knew that missing directions would result in a severe penalty. I tried borrowing a copy from another teacher but was told that she was on a slow cruise to China and would be back the following day (???). I woke up with my principal paging my SO and a coworker over the PA system. Totally weird....